Mr. Stockbroker 🇳🇬🇳🇬

Making dreams come true since the 90’s

[Mr. Stockbroker 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @LastkingE]

Watched a toddler walk into a glass door in my office. He started crying immediately. I can’t stop laughing, has to leave my own office. May go to hell idk.

[Mr. Stockbroker 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @LastkingE]

@The_StilesFiles Fanny Ann’s in old town sac is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Mr. Stockbroker 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @LastkingE]

Probably funniest tweet thread I’ve seen in awhile. Laughing out loud.

[Mr. Stockbroker 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @LastkingE]

@CoulditBe_BailE @missmayn @OrevaZSN Lmaooooo

[Mr. Stockbroker 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @LastkingE]

Is it the oh damn I thought this was date so now I have to pay? Or damn he’ll think I’m fat? Either way funny as hell. lol

[Nina Deer @longdepzai_n]

Letting my girlfriend go first and then saying I don't want anything

[Mr. Stockbroker 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @LastkingE]

@thespookysteph Whose your dad?

[Mr. Stockbroker 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @LastkingE]

@ball_boy01 But how did they know? If you didn’t call?

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this is the hardest court sketch i’ve ever seen

[Mr. Stockbroker 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @LastkingE]

@nicksortor @realTJRoberts Did you ever suggest suspending all gun purchases for white men after a mass shooting?

[Mr. Stockbroker 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @LastkingE]

@nicksortor @realTJRoberts Terrible terrible take

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Free and fair elections are the cornerstone of our democracy. But right now, they’re under attack.

Several Republican-controlled states have redrawn their congressional maps to give themselves an unfair advantage in the midterm elections.

Now Virginia has a chance to help level the playing field. If you live in the Commonwealth, early voting begins March 6, and Election Day is on April 21. Vote YES.

[Mr. Stockbroker 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @LastkingE]

@jbmillen @maximumpain333 I’m 100% biased. Spent time at northwestern mutual and can say truly based on facts it is not the best.

[Mr. Stockbroker 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @LastkingE]

@jessehammackx @maximumpain333 High term amount, invest the rest. Don’t stop stay consistent.

[Mr. Stockbroker 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @LastkingE]

@jbmillen @maximumpain333 You are not getting the best bang for your buck. I wish it wasn’t this way but it is what it is. Term and then invest the rest puts you way further in life.

[Mr. Stockbroker 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @LastkingE]

@scaling_shields This is absolutely terrible!!! If all you are getting is investment management maybe. But financial planning is so much more than just putting money in market. This has to be one of those rage bait comments because no way this was meant to trigger the intellect

[Mr. Stockbroker 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @LastkingE]

@SandyofCthulhu Terrible person

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels to return to your 9-5 after discovering the entire system is a CIA psyop and that we are ruled by satanic p*dos that eat babies and I still have to pay taxes

[Mr. Stockbroker 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @LastkingE]

@CrazyVibes_1 Alex I’ll take Things that didn’t happen today for 200

[Mr. Stockbroker 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @LastkingE]

@NoRiskNoParty YouI chat got doubled the message.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

mom has something she needs to get off her chest