Jordan Geisling

I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself

[Jordan Geisling @LastoftheFoxes]

Sorry for the spammy tweets. Fucking hackers

[Jordan Geisling @LastoftheFoxes]

The only reason I’ve kept the twitter app downloaded is to occasionally have a smh moment at the expense of @kanyewest idiocy. 😒

[Jordan Geisling @LastoftheFoxes]

Dillon just asked me to play FIFA for shots. #howoldarewe

[Jordan Geisling @LastoftheFoxes]

I'm very fast. Like Forrest Gump. Except I'm not an idiot. -MS

[Jordan Geisling @LastoftheFoxes]

I'm #cheesy ... and lucky.

[Jordan Geisling @LastoftheFoxes]

Nothing in this whole world makes me happier than Dillon and our puppies.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Michael: Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?

Cashier: 15 bottles of vodka? That should do it.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Dwight, you ignorant slut.

[Jordan Geisling @LastoftheFoxes]

Things I wish I could buy:
- 8hrs of sleep
-less awkward social skills

[Jordan Geisling @LastoftheFoxes]

@SlightlyStoopid hope you guys come back to NM soon. Missed the last show but you guys give me a way to relax in the face of any stress.

[Jordan Geisling @LastoftheFoxes]

@minusthebear you guys are beyond amazing. It was a bucket list wish to see you guys live in abq.

[Jordan Geisling @LastoftheFoxes]

Do you ever dig a piece of music so hard that it gives you chills? #lovethat

[Jordan Geisling @LastoftheFoxes]

@Shmandy143 it's all about the wedges 👌🏼

[Jordan Geisling @LastoftheFoxes]

Update: I'm old enough to rent a car. Dillon still isn't though. #cougar

[Jordan Geisling @LastoftheFoxes]

Oh I have a lot of superpowers. Night hearing. Dogs understand where I point. #theoffice

[Jordan Geisling @LastoftheFoxes]

Is twitter still cool? Or am I just falling way behind the curve..

[Jordan Geisling @LastoftheFoxes]

@Phantogram Hi 👋🏼 please come to New Mexico again.

[Jordan Geisling @LastoftheFoxes]

Brb world, just going to sit here for 10 hours and watch #blackmirror first.

[Jordan Geisling @LastoftheFoxes]

Dillon wants to go to the student tailgate today. 💁🏼 The mentality when you graduated 4 months ago vs 2 years ago.