Last1le

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

"You're mind is like a blade, the more you use it, the duller it gets"

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

Me after 2 light beers

[❤️ @aryan_miracle]

"If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch"

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

If we weren't supposed to shoot heroin, why do we have opioid receptors in our brain?

[Jcute @JerryGabri42209]

if we weren’t supposed to smoke weed, why do we have cannabinoid receptors in our brains?

[Marked As “Unsafe Individual” @tom_on_here]

I’m being hit with the CIA’s Leaky Butt gun every day all day

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

Opiate addicts be like "ah fuck, i love itching my face and being constipated and taking a nap, fuuuuccckkk im gonna throw my whole life away for this"

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

Rejecting a woman feels better than sex

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

Vaxxed?

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Brazilian bodybuilder Gabriel Ganley has passed away at the age of 22

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

This is just that one episode of naruto during the chunin exams

[Kigali Finest™ @KigaliFinest_1]

When You Have PHD In Cheating. 🫢

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

Painkillers dont even work bruh.
I got 3 wisdow teeth yanked and they prescribed me vicodin (house reference). Now im just in pain AND high

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

We need a slur for people who believe in aliens

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

Animal crossing villagers when they catch a fish

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

No matter what i post on Twitter, it always gets at least 2 views. I like to imagine the cia agent assigned to me has grown an appreciation for my dry humor. We should hang out sometime mr agent man. I wont tell anyone ;)

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

Red button pressers when their mom presses the blue button

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

Gotta be the drowning world record speedrun. Bro took a deep breath of water frame 1

[Prussian Blues Traveler @NWordBiden]

The fiercest racists you know have more respect for Indian lives than anyone in India does

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

feeling really really out of control. i bet picking at my skin will help. i definitely won't regret this

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

This is what boomers did with literally every problem they had

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

Salvia on the sunny side is frying me lol. Ive literally never heard anyone say anything good about it

[👾 𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐬 & 𝐏𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐬 🌵 @APsychedelics]

What is good for the soul vs what feels good for the body 🌩️

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

Our parents were just feeding us anything

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

This what 2014 weed used to feel like.

[Laocoon of Troy @LaocoonofTroy]

Two women in an opium den. New York, 1902.

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

Happy "never moved my clocks back so now theyre right again" day to those who celebrate

[Last1le @LastoneLE]

"A watched pot never boils"

Wrong. Just saw it happen. Took like 10 mins tops