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🚨 LASUED E-Screening Registration Closes Tonight! 🚨
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Police Brutality is real men 🥹😅

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LASUED FETCHES DATA FROM JAMB

If you recently did a change of institution to LASUED, you change has reflected on the LASUED PORTAL.

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Ngl, the only thing I sabi for this Yoruba na Oro Oruko 🥹🫢😂

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After exam, we go sit down discuss lecturers wey no dey come class and set answers instead of question 🥹😆

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My papa nor post me on children's
day 1-1 😕✌️

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@Weirdoxxxl I go lie for you 🫢😂

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Na LASUED students full church today 🫢🌚😂

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Here we go again this semester 🫢🫣

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The fear of Examination timetable is the beginning of Reading

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Shey una sure say all this write up wey Dey this pdf, dem teach us 🌚🫣😂

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AYOLAX teams up with EHMRALD under No Bad Songz Empire for a new release titled “Give Thanks.” 🔥

The rising act steps into the spotlight with a record built on gratitude and growth.

Dropping June 19. 🎶✨

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Eid Mubarak

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Na all of us Dey take dictation for class but we no Sabi who Dey write rubbish 😂😎

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@GeniP98042 @FabianB58246501 It not available for printing yet

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@Ayomidebxz @FabianB58246501 Make sure you’re having a balance of at least 50 naira and try again or send UTMERESULT to 66019

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Fuck i don miss tomorrow class 👀🥹