Mtu Wa Mkono🍁

🍁 ABOVE the SEe level 🍁

[Mtu Wa Mkono🍁 @LateComer123]

Broke men deserve no pussy 😂🤦‍♂️

[Kimath!. @Kimathi_One]

Ukiwa free jifunze hata kuruka fence. Itakusaidia siku moja.

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

I think the hardest part ya kukuwa bachelor ni kuosha vyombo na kufua, mimi nikifikirianga kuosha vyombo huwa naskia kulia

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Mimi hugotea madem warembo instead of hugging them , just to humble their egos. Huwa waona kila mtu anataka hug🥴

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Majirani wakiona hauentertain ufala zao wanakuchukiaga.

[Omőőrokia @BonmatB]

Mzazi akiona ushapata pesa zako na hawezi kucontrol anymore anaanza kukwambia uoe ndio bibi aendeleze mtindo😂

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Sidechicks hufikiria ati married men are with them because they hate their wives .Msichana, bibi akigundua this illicit relationship ntasema wewe ni shetani umetumwa kuharibu ndoa yangu na tukukemee as the homebreaker you are

[Kapri @kapri5815]

Come to think of it, ukishaanza kuelewa money tricks musuri, ata ukisota unakuanga very sure money will come tu

[Judy @JudyWagathigi]

Ukiona place unaishi Kuna kanisa mingi hama ama uambukizwe umaskini😮‍💨

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

zifunguke ata kama ni pole pole

[KARANI🇰🇪 🧢 @Weyne_west]

Kuwa stingy kwa pesa yako mzee, hawa watu won’t feed you if you go broke.

[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

Milenials wao hudhani wako right kila time ju wao ni wazee nkt.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

when it comes to women don’t do too much, it’s a turn off for them

[NextOfKin @Okumu_001]

Madame huona they're doing better than you just because wanadate someone who is doing better than you

[Ramal @Skreamzzy7]

"Kama unataka kuangalia mpira saa tisa tafuta nyumba yako, sitaki kelele"

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

Foreman : Utaenda home na hii mvua?

Me : Hapana naenda na ile ngine.

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

nashangaa mbona pesa haiiishi kumbe nilitumia landlord 350 badala ya 3500

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Train yourself to handle life without ever borrowing money.

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

Marrying a strict woman so you can be the fun dad>> "Ngoja mama yenu awapate hapo".

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Life is now so serious. Money hits your account and instead of celebrating, you’re calculating which problem to tackle first.

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

"ati umesema niende kwa mixer juu nilisomea ku DJ"