The LateNight Hooker

All the drunk tweets I cant post on my other account cause I wanna get onea those job things one day #fuckvassar

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All in all: maximizing my assets to create the highest return (drunkness) I'm goooooood

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Plus I go in the hot tub between each drink to increase my drunkness (thanks for the idea Eddie)

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I have limited time and money so I order the cheapest and strongest drinks (during happy hour) to get drunk faster and cheaper

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I have limited resources so I'm maximizing what I have to get the most return (aka get the drunkest)

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At the beach, gettin drunk, but also practicing being a manager at the same time

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Damn I'm straight up drunk right now and these Mai tais are awesome

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Going to this bar early on in vaca was a million dollar idea. Now I'm hittin it up every day and they know me #served

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My goal is to have enough piña coladas here that I eat a whole pineapple worth of pineapple slices #vacationgoals

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If you like piña coladas, and gettin caught in the rain 🎶🎵

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Getting served at the bar on vaca #didntgetcarded #benbuttonstatus

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EIGHT STRAIGHT WINS!! 8-6 the final score as Somerset tops Lancaster #GetPatriotic

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Anniversary dinner at the trap house. Really going to trap house cause dis bitch be my trap queen

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Yooooooo late night hooker back at it niggasaaassss

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Got damn it's like alpha sig from Shu up in here

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Soooo many frat boys wearing vinyard vines and daddy's money at this tailgate

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Damn I hate playing catch up drinking

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Travis just ate out Kayla's cream

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Travie just ate an inchworm off Kayla's ass #atethebootylikegroceries

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Shots with Freeba >>>

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Marlon this morning straight said he can't function in the real world without weed smdh