Matt

I’m known for my obscure references that I ultimately end up having to explain. Bass/Vocals for @SecondBestMI & @CradletheFall.

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The reason I curate about 50 playlists (give or take) is because every once in a while I’m in a very specific mood for a vibe. So it’s very convenient to have my “Steak Sauce” playlist for when I want all of my A-1 no skip songs across all genres to shuffle

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Instead of listening to my spouse and 4 yo argue about dinner again, I’ve turned on Weird Al’s “Eat It” and recommended she add ketchup. Worked a treat.

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Team Galaxy Member in Arceus: what would you like to buy?
Me: more like what would you like to buy, bitch

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@PopBase @ShaniaConley @SecondBestJosh

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As I’ve aged my music taste has almost become seasonal. Fall seems to be emo rap season for me. Sorry, family.

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“You wanna know why nobody out-pizzas the Hut? We have chicken”

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Me anytime I stay at an Air B&B: How do I turn this light off? I want to know 🎶

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Love a good “Maps” cover

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Margot: can I go play in my play house?

Me: no, sit on the potty for a little longer

Margot: god dammit!

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Do I like the Maine now? Have I always liked the Maine? Could’ve swore I didn’t but every time Spotify serves me a song it slaps

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Wow I really did stop saying this

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I’ve been asked twice now by Margot, on two separate occasions, to stop saying “alright alright alright alright now fellas”

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#SPOILER

@MarvelStudios dropped the ball on episode 6. Left way too many questions for the implications made with very little closure. Did several great characters dirty over the course of this show. I’m so tired of half answers. Be more than reveals.

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Margot (2) took the phrase “farting around” a step further today and told Jenna that I was “pooping around” and then proceeded to act like Jenna was weird for never having heard the phrase

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I am too high to be watching this episode of Bluey

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Have to wear a tank top when I do yard work because I don’t have my CPL

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My son (1) does this cute thing right now when he’s having fun where he’ll yell “happy!”

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2023 sounds like a made up number. But 2019 sounds ancient.

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The integrity of my slurpee cup was compromised so I did the very adult thing and chugged it in the driveway

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https://t.co/I4VFQaabwB

Wow, @Millingtweets rules

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As my time comes to an end in my current job, I can’t help but linger on the fact that I never learned how to post GIFs in Slack