Quetzal

combines the absurd with the vulgar

[Quetzal @LatinSSBM]

made another playlist of songs (mostly new discoveries) that strongly affected me throughout the year or bring to mind vivid, specific memories. link is in the reply if anyone is interested :p

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something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue

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@clairevoyant05 this exchange will always be hilarious to me
https://t.co/YW2UFOXTGV

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dude..

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

FINAL (10): A's 5, Cubs 4.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

While My Guitar Gruesomely Kills Itself

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remembered my sister's wedding where I drank double digit vodka crans and now estrogen has made it so I struggle to drink more than 5 beers

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@SlimyQuagsire #yes

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I need a Costco trip in my life

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@peachupairfan ur good, I myself meant more that I don't experience many horrors except my love life

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ok new polls based on someone at camp's assessment of me..
Q1: do i seem autistic?

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@peachupairfan @BigLarf @sweater_enjoyer I feel like I exhibit neither of these and am very normal 👍

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#25andAbandonable

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women love me for my charming eloquence, good sense of humor, and propensity to be ghosted after a few dates

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@missh8ter @chilling_addict

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I need to go on a real date like TODAY

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@kickballtorture imagine it kick. me, you, and a sloop rigged sailboat, braving the cold but alluring waves of lake Michigan

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Q2: do I seem like a furry?

[Kick @kickballtorture]

Man, if anything i just wish i had a boat.

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@Smyles_85 procul harum in the pickle 🔥🔥

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ok what if i moved to north center tho...

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now we're cooking with gas

[julia @eathedocument]

this is just my life right now but i have no pool and no middle aged woman to make me feel better