"Would you rather speak every language or talk to animals?"
"Talk to animals"
"But what if your dog talks sh*t about you?!? What do you then?!?"
#stufftheysay
Same person comes in again and says "Good morning! How are you? I see you still have the chocolate cookies with the toothpaste.... That's nice." #stufftheysay
Points to Girl Scouts Thin Mints cookies and says (with his foreign accent) "I'm so disappointed in you... Chocolate and mint?! So when you brush your teeth you think: 'oh, I'd like chocolate right now!' So disgusting..." #stufftheysay