Lisa S

I laugh at everything. Though sometimes, with a 5-second delay.

[Lisa S @LaughLoveLisa_]

@PLDT_Cares Bakit down ang pldt 5G? Bigla syang nag offline while in a zoom call huhuhu. My smart mobile is working naman. Will this be restored soon?

[Rappler @rapplerdotcom]

NEWS UPDATE: The PNP says they are now investigating the social media posts that red-tagged late senator Ninoy Aquino.

The PNP says the posts have been taken down. | via @jairojourno

[Lisa S @LaughLoveLisa_]

@inquirerdotnet What if she had psychological trauma? What if she’s financially incapable? What if she’s so young, what if she’s just 12?

[Lisa S @LaughLoveLisa_]

@juander_jc Nadine, ikaw ba yan?

[Lisa S @LaughLoveLisa_]

@PLDT_Cares your customer service says it “might” take 4 days for someone to come by to look into why my connection is down. Will there be a rebate for 5 days of no fiber internet?

[Lisa S @LaughLoveLisa_]

@gmanews Funny how this is an admission that our own postal system is not trustworthy

[Lisa S @LaughLoveLisa_]

@inquirerdotnet @ConsINQ Wow, photoshopping skillzz. The fonts! The blending!

[Lisa S @LaughLoveLisa_]

@PLDT_Cares hello , DM’d you but no response. can i check the status of my application for acct 0293882274

[Lisa S @LaughLoveLisa_]

Gusto ko yung title na Czar. Parang Emperor! Parang dugong bughaw! Parang... char.

[Lisa S @LaughLoveLisa_]

A future conversation: “I’m riding PAL to Caticlan, Saan ba yun? Sa PaPaPi 2 or sa PaPaPi 3?”

[Rappler @rapplerdotcom]

From NAIA to 'PaPaPi'?

In the middle of the COVID-19 pandemic, the Duterte-allied congressmen want to rename the Ninoy Aquino International Airport to 'Paliparang Pandaigdig ng Pilipinas.'

What are your thoughts on this? https://t.co/Tm9Ej6G4gF

[Rappler @rapplerdotcom]

BREAKING: NCRPO has removed Rappler police beat reporter Rambo Talabong from its official Viber group after we reported their chief Debold Sinas violated quarantine rules by celebrating his birthday under lockdown. | via @ramboreports

[Lisa S @LaughLoveLisa_]

Sana bukas, may Umagang Kay Ganda. ☹️

[Anna Podolanczuk @AnnaPodolanczuk]

Today.

I told a 28 year old that he needs intubation. He was scared. Couldn’t breathe.

I told the wife of a 47 year old that he is dying over FaceTime.

I bronched a #COVID19 patient who mucous plugged. It saved his life. Risked mine.

[Lisa S @LaughLoveLisa_]

@PayMayaOfficial Nobody is responding to my queries on paymayacares at FB. Are you guys on Christmas break already?

[Lisa S @LaughLoveLisa_]

Sad to just assume poor people can be bought https://t.co/JgIY2CpBPo

[Lisa S @LaughLoveLisa_]

Hey, he said it first. https://t.co/ZErcsooWNl

[Lisa S @LaughLoveLisa_]

Distracted at work bec @benchtm ‘s got a long line today

[Lisa S @LaughLoveLisa_]

Easier to be a senator. No planting needed, no degree needed.

[GMA News @gmanews]

Kung magiging ganap na batas ang "Graduation Legacy for the Environment Act," required na ang mga ga-graduate sa elementary, high school, at college na magtanim nang hindi bababa sa 10 puno. Ano ang masasabi n'yo rito? #SabihinMo

[Chel Diokno @ChelDiokno]

Pangulo, batas ang sinusulat sa Senado, hindi kanta.

[Lisa S @LaughLoveLisa_]

And yet campaigning started weeks ago. It’s like telling the world ikakasal ka na bago ka nag-propose.

[Inquirer @inquirerdotnet]

LOOK: In 30 minutes, .@COMELEC will start accepting certificates of candidacy for the 2019 midterm elections. This is how the receiving area looks like at the poll body’s HQ in Intramuros. | @jovicyeeINQ