Lmao

Stalk me...

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*eats 4 slices of pizza* I'm so full
*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

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mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche

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only 90s kids will remember this:

*plays outside*

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when bae sets up surprise dates😍💖 http://t.co/kcAmtXLOog

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why do parents feel the need to hold your phone when you show them a picture

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Me in the Hunger Games: What's the wifi code for this arena?

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these two apps need passwords 😒

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True friends greet each other with an insult.

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i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

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best break up

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shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

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do u ever look back at all the boys you've ever liked & then realized that they all have a common feature & it's that they're all douchebags

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i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up

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"you're always on your phone"

well you're always on my nerves

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IF YOU WANNA BE MINE

YOU GOTTA TELL ME REALLY EXPLICITLY BECAUSE IDK WHEN SOMEONE IS ACTUALLY FLIRTING WITH ME.

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RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS

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When you lose your mom at the store.

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My life