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A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.

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this is so accurate

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I wish, I wish, with all my heart, that I can get through these next few weeks without falling apart

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i hate this

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There's "hell" in hello,
"Good" in goodbye,
"Lie" in believe,
"Over" in lover,
"End" in friend,
& a "if" in life.

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This is important

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me as a parent

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this hits me right in the childhood

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eyebrows are important

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Girls struggle

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does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you?

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people at school got me like

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