LaughUntil笑

Comedian. Humour. Entertainment.

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I can't decide which is more predictable.

The President Election or Mediacorp dramas.

#sglol #sgjokes #singapore #sgpolitics

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I’m not a vegetarian bcos I love plants. I’m a vegetarian bcos I hate plants.

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Q: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?

A: Imagination.

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Two days ago, I named my WiFi to "Hack it if you can".

Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".

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I look most homeless when I’m at home.

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I heard the Casino Regulatory Authority may impose a $2,000 annual levy for all #SMRT users because taking the train is considered gambling.

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Asian parents logic:

What’s an Asian without “A” grades?

Sin.

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I’m putting my grades up for adoption because I can’t raise them anymore...

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I am at KFC now. The chicken I ordered is so oily the US wants to invade it.

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I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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I need Google in my brain, anti-virus in my heart, and photoshop on my face.

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Monk: "Oh Master, is it ok for a monk to use email?"

Master: " Sure, as long as there's no attachments"

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Selling kidney so I can buy the new iPhone...

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I wonder how two-faced people will unlock the iPhone X.

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Even iphone has a X, but I don't.

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Am I financially happy? No.

But am I rich when it comes to relationships, happiness, and experiences? Still no.

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The main character in movies/tv shows -

The only people who made it out of the friendzone.

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Happiness is seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. 😜

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Eat what you want.

If people laugh at your weight, eat them too!

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Thank you student loans for getting me thru University. I don't think I can ever repay you.