GTS

Cognisant commentator trying to do better

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#Corporate #neck #tags = totally #secure #team #players = #social #capital = social #cattle = don’t #strangle yourself BTW

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#Current #buzz #phrase = #evidence #based = use wherever possible= #EvidenceBased

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#Bullies are #weak & #club together. They #attack the #meek and #mild. This #masks their own #inadequacies. Their #bullying gives them a #fake #strength

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#Mandatory #qualification = #MBA = freely available for all = please take one

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For those #INTENTIONALLY #challenged and/or #misguided in the #workplace = meaning of “ #BLANK #PAGE “ = BLANK

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Luv the #new #politician #TAFE #course esp the #subject = #headnodder #success = #nod #head #frequency + #timing = #noddy

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#False #alarm #missile #threat' in #Hawaii = #emergency #alert #warning = #impossible to be #sent #accidentally = #fool #proof = proof of fools.

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Be #positive = What does this #mean?

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Should have used a #BORNHART #BURGER #BUN

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#Breaking #News = #Collectives replacing #Chambers of #Commerce

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So many #laughable #silly #signs = #JIMS #MOWING = don’t say he is when he isn’t

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#Chemical #corporation + #industrial #waste + #disposal #enigma = #market #poison to #kill off #creatures + turn #expense into #revenue ( 6 piece #jigsaw)

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#Catalogue = #specials #available (insert #dates) + #miniature #print inside = #item #FINISHES #EARLY or ISN’T in ALL stores (ie 2 #stores only) #Target #BIGW

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#Probe #collections of #alleged #monies owed to entities and #onselling of those alleged #debts to #third #parties = #deficiency of current #laws

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Top end of town #leaving “ #job “ #prematurely for #family = #HOORAY ! but bottom end = ARE YOU #MAD ? = laughable system of #acceptance ( eg #members of #parliament )

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#Tone of #text #messages often #misunderstood because they don’t have #intonation = #pitch the #correct #meaning

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#Signs #City to ensure #education and utter #compliance with absolutely #everything = #crazy #overwehelming #abundance going #unnoticed = #sign of the #times (Petula)

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#Gender #disclaimers presumably gaining in #popularity

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Luv the new #App that turns off #alarming #sound during #commercial #TV #advertisements (plus bonus #learning to #lipread if one wants)

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#Egotist #exposure = adding dreaded #superfluous #words to get ahead = won’t happen again IN THE #FUTURE + #FORWARD planning + AT THIS #POINT IN #TIME