Just walked by a lady on Hollywood Blvd taking a picture of her cat (on a leash, of course) sitting on Johnny Depp’s star. Like, that was their plan for today.
*sisyphus on the phone with his parents* yeah i’m actually making a ton of progress with the boulder…no there’s not really like promotions…no yeah I can definitely ask
me looking at twitter: this feels like the end of toy story 3 when all the toys accepted their deaths as they approached the incinerator
my wife: what the fuck are you talking about