Comedy Posts

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

My life..
My choices..
My mistakes..
My lessons..
Not your business

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

Rt
if
you
miss
someone.

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

Bae: come over
Me: I'm watching the World Cup
Bae: but I'm home alone
Me: .....I'm watching the World Cup

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

I want to high five your face with a stapler.

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

Me looking at old pictures: "Why?"

Me looking at old haircut: "Why?"

Me looking at old clothes: "Why?"

Me looking at old crush: "Why?"

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

i love sleeping. it’s the only time when you can escape reality.

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

I don't care if it's 1am, 2am 3am, or 4am. If you call and I care about you...I will answer.

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

Best moment to sleep: 5% - in the evening, 95% - in the morning.

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

Waiting until your parents are in a good mood before asking them for something you want.

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

Writing "etc" on the test because you don't remember more examples.

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

Boys are so dumb like they could stab you in the face with a knife and be like what's wrong why are you mad what did I do

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

My depression increases by 100% when I walk into school.

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

Even if I'm not tweeting..
I'm always here.
A
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w
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s

Scrolling. Judging. Judging. Scrolling.

That's right

I see everything

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE IN PUBLIC AND THEN YOU GET PISSED OFF BECAUSE YOU WONT SEE THEM AGAINN

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

Why are 8th graders tweeting "we made it" ????

made it where?... Y'all just starting ??

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

in the mood to cuddle for 3 days straight

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

I'm naming my TV remote Waldo for obvious reasons.

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

my parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their laptop & is constantly texting.

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

napping together is my kind of date

[Comedy Posts @LaughingQs]

A bite of someone else's food will always be the best thing you've ever tasted.