amanda.

That’s hot

[chey 🦇 🐾 @nvrgttnglaid99]

how i was introduced to dolly parton when i was little :')

[iza @izamamaa]

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew my true calling was calling out of work.

[Tina Bean (Go-Birds Version) 🦅✨ @cuddlybaer11]

I’m not even kidding get the fuck out of my way for this.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

I literally JUST went through something…and now I’m going through something else….what’s next??

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

How I’m moving after hitting the pen 21 times and going to the store

[annabelle :3 @oomfabelle]

How it feels to miss your boyfriend

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

💯
https://t.co/lrfyLK3ID9

[bella @earlygirl__]

daily affirmations:
•sugar cannot hurt me
•computer is neither ruining my eyesight nor my posture
•it will get better after this week
•my dog is never going to die

[Dyke Dimmadome @Monalise_ah]

I hate when people be like “ I already told you this” okay baby this brain a lil traumatized and I smoke weed can you tell me again

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

"Sorry I got plans"

The plans:

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

I think about this Gwyneth Paltrow quote too often

[TINA HAND @tinacantdrive]

when my kidnapper says i can leave if i name 3 words that start with W:

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

I don’t look to the government for joy.

I don’t look to the government for vibes.

I don’t look to the government for “brat”.

I look to the government to follow the Constitution and leave me the f*ck alone.

Are we clear on that point?

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

(2 seconds after scolding my dog for valid reasons) perhaps i was too harsh on the boy

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

“Omg Kamala is so brat”

[Phy @its_phylicia]

I thought I was a personality hire but turns out they actually think I’m smart & are relying on me :/