Dave Black

Montreal Personality, Comedey Writer, and Song Writer. Go Habs Go!

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

Sometimes when I'm driving I shout good boy out the window at dogs I pass

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

If Ray Crock or Dick and Mack were alive today, the single biggest thing that would piss them off about McDonald's today is the wait time.

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

Brisk iced tea taste like somebody drank Nestea iced tea and then vomited it back into the can

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

@DenisCoderre If you were really putting people first, you'd put it to a vote. You're only putting your own political agenda first! #endbsl

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

Varial KickFlip + Huge Wipeout - Dave Black Blog Day 2 https://t.co/SGZMmHmQ0l

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

#HalfTime #Alouettes #GoAlsGo https://t.co/7S2QA2NZ5v

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

#GoAls #Alouettes https://t.co/e85tzAdVoJ

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

#Alouettes #PreSeason #GoAlsGo https://t.co/0T5s9NuYmo

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

#ChipParadise

[David Black @helpfullaughter]

#EveryTime I buy two packs of #RollingPapers I temporarily lose one and only find it later ruined in some juice I spilled. #PotheadProblems

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

Check out @happn_app, the app that helps you find the people you’ve crossed paths with https://t.co/XG97S6Fdmj

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

@alxwinter so freaking exited, you should call it Bill and Teds Righteous Return! #BillAndTed3

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

The #RighteousReturn or #BillAndTed so excited!

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

This is so weird! https://t.co/F9w23Yx7J9

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

About to paint the town! snapchat:DavidBlacky https://t.co/qPvkVroM4V

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

When it's 3 photos in on a dating AP and I still can't tell which bitch is you...

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

Ok so I have the hang of filters but how do I puke rainbows? #Anyone?

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

I don't care how boring you think it is #CornerGas is a good show!!! #ItIsActuallyFunny

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

I'm going to sleep now but I may wake up in an hour and make a can of baked beans #SingleAndProud

[Dave Black @LaughterBlack]

What do you see when the #PillsburyDoughboy bends over?

#Doughnuts