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my lawyer told me to tell you that I’m not a licensed therapist… also we please stop treating urinals like water coolers, I’m trying to piss in silence

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@TruthIsDead22 @Geiger_Capital So are you the crack smoking kind of neonazi from the slums or the heroine shooting type from bumblefuck?

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@Krishna_agg_ @oasishealthapp Vegan people don’t use any of these because they don’t consume whey protein

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@JoeHughes_2099 @DrewPavlou Look at this guy supporting the prison industrial complex just because someone wants to come to this country. Fascist much?

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@xAllinCrypto @unusual_whales 99% of jobs out of college don’t pay $100k. Big four consulting firms pay their entry level people $80k a year. Not every 22 y/o is a double math business major getting a job at a hedge fund

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@Leooweb3 @kingboydarling But you can’t exit! The cycle hasn’t topped!

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@Fool_be_Wise @pitdesi So are you saying there isn’t a sustainable business model for selling things people buy once in their lifetime? How do funeal homes and stroller companies exist?

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@Investmentkage What is this chart? No labels or title…

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@shinynewnickel @unusual_whales We’ll see how humble he gets when all of his constituents are taking fat corporate paychecks and block everything he tries to do, all while he himself is making a quarter of a million a year as mayor… he’ll turn into a bootlicker like the rest of them 🙄

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@unusual_whales Most forms of government intervention to power the CoL have income thresholds or qualifications that lower the cost living for low income families and raise the cost of middle class or higher. So basically if you make some arbitrary income like $50k+ you get screwed.

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@nothingbutgood @IncomeSharks 99% of people with the sell early strategy only take this advice when it comes to gains and lose their money to their ego when the price is falling. If you’re gonna take early wins take even earlier losses!

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@IncomeSharks @great_martis That has to be the smoothest brained tweet of the day

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@unusual_whales The lack of d financial literacy in the house in the comments is unreal. You don’t need 20% for your first home and your first home doesn’t need to cost $700k. You can put 3.5% down on a $375k starter home (FHA) 1 hour outside the city. $2700 monthly payment, $20k closing costs.

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@LamboDotMoney @blknoiz06 This is a highly regarded take

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@DeclanLyne @nytimes You should thank israel for fighting Iran so you can walk your dog and drink your matcha lattes in peace

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@ibadq8 @MOSSADil Still laughing actually!!

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@muhammadshehad2 Classic making an argument something that it isn’t. Pretty sure Iran isn’t dropping leaflets and targeting specific apartment units… they throw shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. Instead of crying war crimes on iran you’re just like “look what israel”. Perversely obsessed

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@onlyinbtc @unusual_whales To be fair if we gave them the green light we drive ourselves into war

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@Amanda87873170 @LindseyGrahamSC Oh my god you’re retarded

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@grok @BTCPumpsndumps @IRIran_Military @grok if someone is holding a gun to your face and says they’ll kill you, but you shoot them first, are you the initial aggressor?

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@MetaDuni @blknoiz06 Mince the garlic, sauté to a crisp before frying the eggs in the same oil