𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖾𝗇 𝖡𝗈𝗈𝗍𝗁

ɢᴜs & ᴄᴏᴏᴘᴇʀ & ʙʟᴀɴᴋᴇᴛ & Pᴇɴᴇʟᴏᴘᴇ

[Logic @The1stGentleman]

When your friend lying about a story and forgot you was there #Debate2024

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

If I send you this it means you sound insane. #Debate2024

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

Emergency alert 🚨

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

“ how u know?”
my home girl :

[faith @faiththegemini]

If I say “I’m hungry” we got about 27 minutes until I’m a different person

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

I’m no man’s PEACE. I got a question at 8:30am

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

no one:
me: it's a sign from the universe i know it

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States

[nikki bikki @nikkiii_x0]

doing hot girl sh*t (irish goodbyes at the function)

[trash jones @jzux]

oh shit man i’m sorry i set off those fireworks around your dog. i didn’t realize he was a veteran

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

“hot girl summer”

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry for being such a cunt the room was too loud and the lights were too bright

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

containment breach

[🐌 @Wheeema]

This is how I would kiss my fish wife if i was a fish and married