lauren

not a safe space

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Josh Sorbe @joshsorbe]

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

[mariah 🪬 @_ssiieerra]

i thought that was Donald Trump.

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

Katy Perry spent 11 minutes in space? I spent 9 hours at the mall of america on acid at 18 years old. i’m not saying i’m better than her i’m just saying it’s obvious who the real american hero is.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

when I get a “wait can I be mean for a second?” text

[lauren @LaurLiebes]

crying in shavasana

[lauren @LaurLiebes]

not to suck apple’s dick or whatever but being able to leave a facetime voicemail really scratched an itch

[lauren @LaurLiebes]

my one true passion is spending all my money

[lauren @LaurLiebes]

never have i ever been to an autozone without being deeply humbled

[lauren @LaurLiebes]

why would anyone ever use fractions when decimals exist

[lauren @LaurLiebes]

following up on this i just used soacahtoa i wanna go salute my middle school teachers

[lauren @LaurLiebes]

i used the pythagorean theorem at work today my middle school teachers were right

[lauren @LaurLiebes]

people with led headlights don’t know where the clit is

[lauren @LaurLiebes]

something about using a neti pot is so humbling

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

bro are you seriously donning your gay apparel right now

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

webmd wrapped. how many times did my tummy hurt this year