LAUREN

I dig music, concerts, and all things rock n' roll.

[LAUREN @LaurSamyMac]

FYI 😂

[LAUREN @LaurSamyMac]

I’ve debated who @ladygaga’s song a Million Reasons is about. Mystery solved... it’s gotta be about the @MapleLeafs... every year 🤦‍♀️ but we keep holding on 😣

[LAUREN @LaurSamyMac]

You know you’re getting old when not being hungover is better than being drunk 😵

[LAUREN @LaurSamyMac]

If @GamebredFighter doesn’t walk out with tap shoes in hand, I will be disappointed.

[LAUREN @LaurSamyMac]

Does anyone else NEED a @Monster_Truck_ show?

[LAUREN @LaurSamyMac]

I wonder if East Side Mario’s knows their entrees are dog shit and people only go there for the unlimited bread and salad? ...

[LAUREN @LaurSamyMac]

I let my mom listen to #wap and her dental hygienist ass corrected me and said that “little dangly thing that swing at the back of my throat” is my “Uvula”...

[LAUREN @LaurSamyMac]

@Monster_Truck_ Step Brothers!

[LAUREN @LaurSamyMac]

@megss__b 😂

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I wrote out some thoughts on how to make this moment a real turning point to bring about real change––and pulled together some resources to help young activists sustain the momentum by channeling their energy into concrete action. https://t.co/jEczrOeFdv

[Nat @Natxshha]

My toxic trait is doing work for 10 minutes then rewarding myself for 7 hours

[LAUREN @LaurSamyMac]

@suckytattoos need content? The @ufc has plenty... 😬

[LAUREN @LaurSamyMac]

The only thing worse than having to go to work tomorrow, is having to go to work tomorrow, knowing the May the 4th jokes are coming. Remind me to take it off next year.

[LAUREN @LaurSamyMac]

@_megannb What is this !!! Lol

[LAUREN @LaurSamyMac]

@AshTustain 😂

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@AngelJurassic Haha bathroom envy right now 🤣

[LADbible @ladbible]

'Day 2746439270 and this is what my husband has resorted to' 😂🔊

[LAUREN @LaurSamyMac]

When this wraps up we’re all going to be talking to eachother like ex-cons, “When I was inside...”

[LAUREN @LaurSamyMac]

Spelt “roll” wrong in my last tweet. Mini mars bar consumed to rid me of that problem ✅

[LAUREN @LaurSamyMac]

Roll****

[LAUREN @LaurSamyMac]

Drinking and eating my problems away. Odds I role out of this quarantine an overweight alcoholic are looking pretty good.