Laurg

Last account got hacked and sent counterfeit RayBan clickbait to every one of my followers so. Here we are.

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@nicholassantori Hi there! I saw your dribbble post, I’m a brand designer that also does web design. Feel free to dm me if you want to chat through what you need help with :)

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I hate when people say it’s up to me. If it was really up to me it’d never be up to me

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The amount of philistines in line at Wendy’s at 8:30 in the morning has me deeply concerned for the American psyche

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QTNA

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@hollyrach Oh better believe I clocked the Lloyd’s immediately hahahah never change it

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@hollyrach I am loving the new photo

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Sorry to ruin the party by talking about the harsh realities of recycling

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@carolinefred That’s honestly so fair

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@carolinefred Think about the ones that have those intricate tube systems though

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The fact that season 2 of fleabag is only 6 episodes is deeply unfair

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My peak gender performance is biking around on busy roads in a lil dress and scoffing at the man cyclists in athletic gear. I am a Dutch girl, I am a reformation ad, I am equal parts hot and competent

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I’m sure this has been tweeted before but I love when two people that you know from completely different eras of life end up posting something together. It’s like a cross-over episode

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If I don’t wear a cute little outfit to work at a coffee shop at least once a week I will simply wither away

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@GBellury When you don’t give it enough attention

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A better version of one of those heart boxes of chocolate would be 2 lbs of different Whole Foods olive bar items mixed up in one receptacle. Hire me I have more ideas

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Please hold space for me to say something bitchy

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I am loving the dill resurgence happening rn

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I want to HAHA a "HAHA" text reaction. I would like to laugh together

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Performatively stepping to the side on the escalator even though everyone else in front of me is taking up the middle

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I can't trust Taylor Swift fans anymore because of that time a year or two ago when they all had us convinced that internalized misogyny was the reason we didn't like her music