Epiphany Amber Theisen

reality tv efficianado. horny for pop culture. moderately funny comic with an excessively loud laugh.

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#NeilYoung fans listen to CDs.

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@LoveAndyC The first week he'd be detoxing from pasta

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@BravoObsessed6

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#TheChallengeAllStars finale: I laughed, I cried, I got excited for next season. #TheChallenge37 finale: I skipped through most of it and wondered if I'll even watch it anymore.

@MTV

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I feel a calm peace today knowing that the @Mary_M_Cosby skipped the #RHOSLC reunion and thus she won't be returning. Let the church say Amen!

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I'm not sure about #CancelCulture, but #Glee was definitely responsible for being both addictive and unwatchable.

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@ChallengeMTV I loved how you rewarded the losers of the first leg by letting them pick their teammates so we could all watch someone that nobody likes get an undeserved win!

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Can the next season of @MTVShotAtLove please just be @VINNYGUADAGNINO and @MariaLElizondo in couples therapy?

#DoubleShotOfLove
#MTV

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And just like that, #TheChallenge lost 94% of it's viewership and slowly sank into the ocean.

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Break ups suck but have you ever had a bag of salt and vinegar chips that tasted like original?

#badvibes
#missvickies
#howdareyou

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"Marilyn Manson. Not a delight." - @HeatherMcDonald

#juicyscoop

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"What's this playlist? I love it" -them
"@Profgampo and you're welcome" - me

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Pretty rude that #TheChallenge37 takes an hour to be a dissapointment while #TheChallengeAllStars2 only gets 45 minutes to bring me unadulterated nostalgic euphoria-flavored delight.

@MTV

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Dear @netflix, please hire @cbassett33 so we can watch the one half of that couple that we actually like.

#rhopreunion
#rhop

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@LotusFlower121 I might have... 😉

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Stu Chainz in court today.

#RHOSLC
#JenShah

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@birdmoney ❤️❤️❤️

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I wonder what etti-quit book taught #marycosby to demand silence so she could fart?

#RHOSLC

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@birdmoney Can we please revisit her quickly mentioning having had a sugar daddy?!

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My heart goes out to everyone that doesn't watch #RHOSLC