Laura B

No one, that's who.

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

@punkrocknick We don't have friends in the poetry department, only rivals.

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

@TubeFirstTube 🌎= small

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

In conclusion, I'm gonna go live in a Sicilian ruin for free. Ci vediamo, tutti!

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

This is the most Sicilian shit I ever read.

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

a) Italy is actually an incredibly inefficient place to be a human, but everyone's fine with it, so *shrugs in Sicilian*

b) My mom is seriously just casually telling me about this now, like...?

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

@punkrocknick To remind you that one day, sooner today than yesterday, you will die. HBD!

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

HAPPY GOLDEN BIRTHDAY, NICK

🦂🧠🦇🥟🎯🏜️🛸⛲️🏝️🎶🎸👺🤯🦠🥇

@punkrocknick

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

@punkrocknick When I finally plugged it in this afternoon, it was at 1%. Not even lying.

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

The band couldn't decide if we should be summoning, conjuring, divining, or necromancing. There are four of us and nobody agrees. This is the story of how we became Pink Floydmingoes, thank you for that gem, Tim.

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

What got stuck in Laura's head this morning? Let's see:
https://t.co/tdrZnkuvgF

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

The greatest coat I've ever seen just walked by. There was a man in it, but that seems unimportant.

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

But I'm so GOOD at it.

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

this whole time I thought you were an artist, but it turns out you're just not happy

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

Artemis has been following me around all morning and I don't know what she wants because she refuses to learn to speak a people language, despite the multitude of options. What a potato.

[Neko Case @NekoCase]

I swished a chicken mite on the vet exam table today. Wanna have handsy sex with me? I thought so.

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

I didn't intend for the two tweets preceding this one to kinda fit together, they just do.

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

It just occurred to me that today is the actual 20th anniversary of my very first period.

(I started keeping journals as soon as I could hold a pencil, so yeah, I am certain of the date.)

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

I've had the Big Mouth intro stuck in my head for like a day and I'm fine with it.

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

Heh. Night grinding.😎

[Laura B @LauraBedlam]

I've been feeling a little old since my birthday, but today my dentist told me that the wear on my right back tooth from night grinding is fairly advanced for someone my age, so I feel better now.