Laura Brewer

Business is my Business #Entrepreneur-Converting passion to freedom #Success-Major Sports Fan #Lakers #Yankees #Patriots #Penguins-Ball above all #MJ50 #Kobe24

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

"Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange to have happened." - Thomas Hardy

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

Admit it, We all tried keeping a diary, and failed.

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

Don't call me "Boo", "Bae", "Baby", "Babe", or "Love" unless I'm the ONLY ONE you're calling that.

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

"The master observes the world but trusts his inner vision." - Lao-tzu

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

Homework:Do me, do me. Internet: Don't listen to that sl*t.

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." - G.K. Chesterton

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

Whenever someone takes a long time to text me back, I just assume it's because they got so excited that they fainted.

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined." - Henry David Thoreau

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

It's sweet when someone remembers every little detail about you, not because you keep reminding them... but because they pay attention.

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

*When my name's in a math problem*
Class: *Stares at me*
Me: That's right bitches. I bought 60 watermelons.

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

The man who wins, is the man who thinks he can. - Vince Lombardi

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

Zooey Deschanel is Katy Perry through an instagram filter.

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

When a girl gives up, it's not because she doesn't love you, but because she's tired of getting hurt & feels like you'll never care.

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

"Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out." - John Wooden

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

Food > People.

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

You fight like a married couple, you talk like best friends, and you flirt like first loves, so obviously it's meant to be.

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

Honestly, I'd rather hear a guy say, 'I made plans for us.' Instead of the usual... 'I don't know, it's whatever you wanna do.'

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

Boys don't realize how much one little thing can upset a girl.

[Laura Brewer @LauraBrewer88]

When you have God, everything is gonna be ok.