Laura Cason

Crappy punk rock since 1995

[IndieWire @IndieWire]

‘Game Changer’ Is the Wildest Game Show You’re Not Watching https://t.co/V4GAsZNTb9

[Laura Cason @LauraCason13]

@sarahendipity4 Distraction✨

[Laura Cason @LauraCason13]

Quick, what’s more cringey as an insta bio?

[Laura Cason @LauraCason13]

I love when I receive an email that’s just “Happy Wednesday!” followed by a list of threats and demands lmao

[Laura Cason @LauraCason13]

Where are all those Leo defenders now??? Been awfully quiet since this dropped…����

[Laura Cason @LauraCason13]

I’m gonna swim to the bottom of the ocean with a big pair of scissors and cut the internet cable. It had a good run, but it’s time.

[Laura Cason @LauraCason13]

@sarahendipity4 Lol. Now do fruitcake.

[Laura Cason @LauraCason13]

🤯

[detune @xdetune]

Bo Burnham is just Silly Songs with Larry for depressed adults

[wheatus @wheatus]

i'm not worried because i accept the reality that this site has actually been run by @onedirection fans since 2012

[Laura Cason @LauraCason13]

Finals week survival tip for the mentally ill: if your serotonin and dopamine levels are too low for you to complete your assignments on time try 500-600mg of caffeine. Hope this helps 🙏🏼

[The Independent @Independent]

The best streaming service is run by comedy nerds, not corporate giants | Ryan Coogan https://t.co/t8xL86cnZw

[BABY M @maiyajambalaya]

there are tears in my eyes LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[Laura Cason @LauraCason13]

If you perceive me, then simply don’t. Thanks. XOXO 💋

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Many of the native fish species found in Oklahoma's waters have long lifespans. In fact, in late May 2019, an Oklahoma angler caught a 66lb female smallmouth buffalo fish that was estimated to be 62 years old. That's a whole 37 years past being eligible to date Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Laura Cason @LauraCason13]

Remember when the Goo Goo Dolls wrote the saddest song known to man about a Nick Cage movie?? Lol

[Laura Cason @LauraCason13]

@DrBryanZygmont Omg. Looks like an updated version lol

[Aubri Skinner @AubriElizabeth1]

please God don’t let the duffer brothers kill steve harrington

[Laura Cason @LauraCason13]

Same.

[Laura Cason @LauraCason13]

It’s crazy how the people of Texas hate women so much that they are more scared that their children might be influenced to dress/act feminine than they are that they will be literally murdered at school. That’s incomprehensible to me.

[Laura Cason @LauraCason13]

Why is it so hard to get coffee after five in this godforsaken city??? If one more coffee shop starts closing before 6pm, I swear to all that is holy I will burn this mother to the ground.