Laura Kay

she/her

Probably a witch, definitely oblivious

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

Does this ever get old?

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

Alan Cumming deserves every fucking Emmy for The Traitors.

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

I’m sorry I got kicked out of my party apartment!!!

[macy @macyagilliam]

new screenshot to guilt your friends with just dropped

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

You really just need a complete set of functional, warm outerwear and to accept that some days you will not look cute. It’s not that hard!

[emily @north0fnorth]

chicago winters aren’t really that much worse than like philly or nyc or boston but everyone likes to pretend we’re in the high arctic for some reason i can never fathom

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

lololol I flat out told my parents if they move to Florida I will not visit them.

They have stopped mentioning Florida as a retirement option.

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

Except this is why I love it. It’s so incredibly dumb.

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

Every year, it boggles my mind how a world-class, kick-ass, unrivaled city like Chicago has the lamest New Year's Eve in the world. It's always some Holiday Inn meeting room in Schaumburg or some shit.

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

Bielema today

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

All my dog wants to do is nap on the couch but I keep waking her up screaming at the Illinois game. I’m so sorry, Luna tuna.

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

It is a *little* weird that so many ads during bowl games are for old men.

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

(hell yeah the extra toasty cheezits are the best cheezits)

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

…he came to my house while I was at yoga.

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

The worst part about owning a car is dealing with my boomer dad every time something goes wrong with it.

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

He means well but it is absolutely not his problem that I have a flat tire! I will figure it out!! I live in a walkable enough area, I will survive one night without it!!!! I can walk to yoga if he’d just hand up the phone! I can order food for delivery!

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

@ManuclearBomb He’s fancast as every fantasy character. Half of fanart for the Sarah J Maas universe looks like him. Be more creative people!!

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

I love this whole discourse because lololol The Odyssey was never covered in my entirely-public-school English/literature curricula. I learned about it from Wishbone!!!!

[John Ekdahl @JohnEkdahl]

“Knowing about ‘The Odyssey’ is culturally America-centric” is why I’ll never leave this place.

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

@ManuclearBomb They’re everywhere along the river right now and they must have gotten shooed away from one place and in their haste to find another, one flew into me! All I wanted was to pick up my overpriced salad!! Instead now I maybe have bird flu!! 🥲

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

…a pigeon just flew into me.

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

‘Break your hip and learn a lesson’ what a goon.

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

Keep my city’s name out of your mouth you absolute douche canoe.

[Laura Kay @LauraCatherineK]

Read a fucking book (Invisible Women, specifically) ffs.

If basic empathy can’t appeal to you, maybe actually look into the economic impact.

https://t.co/cJX5aOxItl

[TMZ @TMZ]

Suspected UnitedHealthcare CEO killer #LuigiMangione already has a lawyer, but some of #KimKardashian's fans want him replaced by the reality star and aspiring legal eagle.