Laura D.

yes I’m aware all my tweets have typos

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Postpartum is hard and isolating especially in this first few months when this bb is not immunized. But god all I want to do is be with friends and like minded community. It will be the only thing I fear

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I literally feel like I’m gunna vomit. I think I gotta stop looking

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I know all these states are projected for Trump but I feel legitimately insane that so many people in them are still voting for that man

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The only upside of being heavily pregnant through summer is I get to dress for fall postpartum. So what do you mean it’s 80 degrees in October 😑

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Thank god I have good insurance because my god for a wonderfully trauma filled birth the bill is over 73,000 dollars!!!!! Wtf are we doing here

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@jessiiccaa Bring back athletes making Disney movies again. It’s time

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I couldn’t watch the debate live it’s just too much for my 9 month preg brain rn. but surely I imagine Kamala could have just won by letting Trump talk and jim halperting the camera all night

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@catpromqueen @marykateos My coworkers just got me one this week for an office bb shower 😌😌😌I ate so much cake

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@jowrotethis Not me accidentally clicking robin!! I haven’t listened yet but I’m going to go on a limb and say you’re welcome @Da7e I guess 🫠

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@jessiiccaa I was kind of hoping there was no explanation just Boston is in their blink summer

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@jowrotethis Joanna I truly think about this tweet/take all the time because surely true

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@jessiiccaa @omnipod 🫡🫡

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@sbregman87 You’d think in a country obsessed with gymnastics you could find a fact checker

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@omnipod Well with the amount of people going down with injuries they might need her tbh

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In case anyone was wondering about Olympic gym trials the update is everything is awful

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@jowrotethis My literal first thought jo and mal are going to have something to say about that suspiciously large backpack 😆

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@catpromqueen My go to is either blueberries for Sal (Maine theme) or chicka chicka boom boom lol I have had multiple mothers tell me that has ended up a crowd fav

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@jessiiccaa Yes and thank you cause I watched this meet on your peacock lol

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@jessiiccaa Is something happening I literally have had loud birds the last 24 hours straight. And I know *spring* but like in the dark??

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@rmbryer @OhFredrik Multiple colleagues came from the archive and I’m sure it would be totally easy fine and a huge profit maker tho!