Laura D'Alessandro

italian food

[Laura D'Alessandro @LauraDAlessan19]

Run. Rave. Repeat.

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Hot Take: shells are the worst kind of pasta. They are a pain to drain.
The next worse is Penne, they are also hard to drain and have no sauce holding ability, but holds sentimental value.

[Laura D'Alessandro @LauraDAlessan19]

I hope the man that makes the khan academy videos is paid thousands of dollar for each video

[Laura D'Alessandro @LauraDAlessan19]

Nice

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@29Angellaa @UOWTV Yeh maybe, but have an aboriginal consultant on the team to decide the best path.

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Today I saw a man that resembled Hagrid on the bus and he wore a JFK shirt. History.

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You've got round meatballs, how do you get a round meatball into a sandwich? Lateral thinking. -aunty donna

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Hot damn! Things are looking up

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The most hardcore thing ive seen here is a chinese person smoking directly in front of the smoke-free campus sign

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PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

[Laura D'Alessandro @LauraDAlessan19]

@29Angellaa 😢😢

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Why is socks with slides fine but socks with sandals not? Hurt

[Laura D'Alessandro @LauraDAlessan19]

Whats the chance im wearing pants when the fire alarm cuts off rem sleep for evacuation?

[Laura D'Alessandro @LauraDAlessan19]

Tacos without cheese are fake tacos.

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ಹೊಸ ವರ್ಷದ ಶುಭ ಸಂದರ್ಭದಲ್ಲಿ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಎಲ್ಲ ಕನಸುಗಳು ನನಸಾಗಲಿ ಎಂದು ನಾನು ದೇವರಲ್ಲಿ ಪ್ರಾರ್ಥಿಸುತ್ತೇನೆ. ನಿಮಗೆಲ್ಲ ಸಂತೋಷ ಮತ್ತು ಉತ್ತಮ ಆರೋಗ್ಯ ಲಭಿಸಲಿ ಎಂದು ನಾನು ಆಶಿಸುತ್ತೇನೆ.