Laura Lohn

life is short, but also terribly and insufferably long.

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

My grandma told me I’d be prettier with a boob job. I was 13. https://t.co/vM6F2d7BQm

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

@ASamantha @thetiarawillis I didn’t even think about the 💩 air. I saw this on TikTok and was horrified. Real life horror movie.

[march maddyness 💥 @phxsunz25]

i don’t care if the kid stole the whole goddamned store you can’t chase somebody and shoot them in the fucking back and get away with it what the fuck are we doing

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

@1LauraHammond @danishacarterr Drug dealing is a short term game. If your product is so strong it kills someone, it actually results in a boost in sales. Addicts develop a high tolerance quickly, so they see it as a guarantee for a better high. You can’t use normal logic when trying to understand it.

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

@kelseytsutton @OTPathleticclub So far the comments claim that it’s now veterans month AND Jesus month, or something. They are inventing months like no one has ever seen before.

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

I’m so tired of seeing show runners/creator self sabotage their art. You created something beautiful that people loved and you ran it into the ground.

[DUDA @saintdemie]

and this remains the best #euphoria finale scene, thank you

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

@jaxscokeface @WastgTimeWBravo She has completely different eyelids. You don’t age out of eyelids.

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

@samanthaisbored @WastgTimeWBravo She definitely had her eyelids done. And probably some Botox and light filler.

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

@butwhobutwho @wrexweed I think in CA once you establish a date of separation with the court you are no longer attached financially to your spouse. She wouldn’t be attached to any new loans he takes out from that point on.

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

@metroadlib Magnificent use of toxicity. This has to be some level of enlightenment. Good for you.

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

The man is a pedophile rapist. Stop focusing on his “mean words.” HE IS A PEDOPHILE RAPIST. THESE PEOPLE CHOSE A PEDOPHILE RAPIST AND THEY SHOULD BE REMINDED OF THAT EVERY SINGLE TIME.

[Matt Rein @MatthewARein]

When Trump called a female reporter a “piggy” and “ugly”, the right clapped and cheered right along.

When Dems call Stephen Miller “ugly”, the right has a total and complete meltdown.

Interesting!

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

She’s just a loving wine mom and that’s what we all deserve. Truly an angel on earth.

[Nicholas Hautman @nickhautman]

The police report from Britney Spears' DUI arrest in March revealed she told the officer, "I could probably drink four bottles of wine and take care of you. I'm an angel." https://t.co/EKQljcQoY2

[Acyn @Acyn]

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

I was on a higher dose of addy in kindergarten.

[Crave Britney @cravebritney]

According to the police report obtained by Us Weekly, Britney Spears was pulled over after multiple 911 calls reported a black BMW driving erratically, speeding, swerving between lanes and braking suddenly on the 101 freeway in California.

Britney told officers she had taken multiple prescription medications that day, including 200mg of Lamictal, 40mg of Prozac and 2.5mg of Adderall. She also reportedly said her last meal before the arrest was ice cream earlier that afternoon.

Authorities said Spears showed signs of impairment and was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and drugs. She was later taken to a hospital for blood testing before being booked into Ventura County Jail, where she remained for just over three hours before being released.

The report also states that prosecutors later offered her a plea deal due to it being her first offense and because she voluntarily sought treatment afterward. She ultimately pleaded guilty to a lesser “wet reckless” charge and received probation along with mandatory treatment and DUI education classes.

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

When I first heard the song I thought she responded with
“Are you Ellie?”
And I was like… no Jennifer. That Ja Rule…

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

Ja Rule: What’s my mf’n name??

Our Dumb Asses: Are you ready!!

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

This performance has stuck with me since I saw it. A formative moment.

[glamour bible @bleachedfrontal]

Mýa gives Carson Daily a lap dance while performing “My Love is Like. . .Wo” at the MTV Bash - (2003)

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

@KenyaTheHunter Yeah but I think I was exhibiting more OCD like symptoms, and after hearing the experience of other women who got an official diagnosis I decided it’s not worth it. Little to no support, no change in treatment really, and other practitioners might write you off as “anxious.”

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

@kelseytsutton What sweet summer children we were.

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

@themakeupgoblin @valorascult The Miss Z is a more comfortable option that has a similar look to the So Kate. The heel is more centered, wider fit, and longer toe box. They look almost identical on.

[Sted @FishFryShawty]

They trying to steal the election away from these women. Vote for these two women any way. Go Dawgs!

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

Polls open at 7am! Go vote, Georgia!