Laura D.

She/her | DMV Native | Trying to find the meaning of life one day at a time. | I'd probably rather be dancing and/or laughing. | Thoughts are my own.

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Being called a pest by your own parent. Like thanks man. Like I really want to continue to talk to you

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@PoPville I used to bike down 11th street all the time and always wondered why that stretch was so terrible. Huzzah!

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😤😒

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How are you supposed to move this show forward now?!?!!?? @euphoriaHBO

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As an avid letter sender, this brings me so much joy. https://t.co/JUWsiTg8Rp

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Can't say shit

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This is just for you 😘

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Picking up a @tacobell lamp and blasting an EDM Sean Paul remix wasn't on the list of things I thought I'd be doing in my 30s. But here we are 🌯💡

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If Bad Bunny ever gets bored of singing he needs to go be a regular cast member with @nbcsnl

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Spoiling friends for no reason is a privilege I truly enjoy.

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My favorite mornings start with no work, a latte (preferably vanilla or something a bit sweet; bonus points if it's iced because that means it's warm out), and a chocolate croissant 🥐☕

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Somewhere between these 3 feelings

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I sign my cards "always" because I mean it.

Haven't spoken to a high school friend in several years. She's expecting. Guess who's getting a surprise gift off their registry? 💞

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Something something something
Rejection is redirection. But idk what that is an need help figuring it out

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@PoPville No power outage at least here but 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@PoPville any info on the Xfinity outage happening in foggy bottom-ish area?

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It's been nearly 6 months since I bought my house, and nearly 3 since we moved in. And almost every day I am still like... How TF did anyone let me buy let alone actually own a house 😂

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From this day forward I shall refer to Wonderland as God's country. And God's country only. I am compelled.

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The 50 years of SNL Music is a lesson in musicality. This music editing and merging is 🤌🏻chefs kiss🤌🏻 @nbcsnl

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He meant Chanel💅🏻 But my dear friend knows how to cheer a girl up 😂