Laura Dustan

Your friendly neighborhood barista/U of C student.

[Sasquatch! Festival @Sasquatch]

We can't wait to see you at The Gorge in May. #sasquatch2015 #enlargeandenjoy

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

The construction workers are really enjoying the sex week carnival lol

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

WHY DOES MY ROOM SMELL LIKE LEMON LOAF

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

Random Asian guy with the same pizzacat shirt as me HI YOU ARE MY SOULMATE

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

Lol forever running into people who don't recognize me from high school #guessigotbetterlooking

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

One of the best skills you learn in university is how to hold your bladder for an hour

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

Why are we still talking about this goddamn deflated football #seriously

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

@sabooramatul it's ok you're pretty now and that's what really counts haha

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

@sabooramatul so glad I found this gem hahaha grade 6 oh god

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

@sabooramatul damn b

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

My major has wrecked me for life

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

I could do a full on statistical analysis of tinder and how the pictures and bios relate to social and cultural constructs of masculinity

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

Why is everyone so obsessed with the level of air in footballs #DeflateGate seriously go find a real issue you idiots I doubt they cheated

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

On the walls is a collection of every zoomed in picture my parents ever took

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

In my nightmares I'm locked in a forever 21. don't stop believing is blaring on the speakers

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

Maybe Kylie Jenner just eats chili peppers all day

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

Does anyone else's lips look weird after they eat something spicy or is that just me

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

Aint no hollaback guuuurrrlll

[Laura Dustan @LauraDustan]

@xdannyxbrownx is my favorite rapper