Laura

26 / lesbian / writer / director / co-founder of Mycelium Productions

She/her

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Auntie Anne be puttin her whole pussy in them pretzels my word

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

i know it gets said a lot but so many dystopias for straight people is just what governments have done/are doing to LGBTQ people. “what if it was illegal to be in a relationship and have sex?” wow i wonder if anyone has ever been in a situation like that before

[tommigyaru ⚢ @tommysoffline]

they are making yuri crossover edits of things never being yuri’d before and im loving every moment of it

[Jodie @JodieWoahdie]

Crazy how every male run religion on planet earth is like "God says I'm in charge and He also said we need to fuck"

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

The real victims are the innocent animals who have no control over how humans have treated their planet and then have to suffer the consequences. What a fucking soul-crushing video.

[c ☆ @tintafey]

new photo of god on set of the bible

[•🦋• @Oreos_iam]

Scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

Moisturize her

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[KH4 ERA Noé la baltringue (he/him lesbian) @VaanMog]

Vous voyez c'est ça qu'on voulait après Heated Rivalry, pas une chiée de romances hétéros sur le hockey 💀💀💀

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

‘me too’ U will never be him. U could only hope to achieve his level of whimsy and light. he likes being called good boy because he IS a good boy. u just have a boner. look at him. his boner is in his heart

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

And it made you tweet just like he said.
He got your ass

[Atlas 💛 @xheldsuspendedx]

homophobic memes are ineffective because they're indistinguishable from what two gay people would send to each other

[ً @literayuri]

there's a profound sense of loneliness you develop as a lesbian when you don't have lesbian friends in real life which is enough to kill you in your head atleast forty times a day

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

he’s got to stop eating them

[old tom @culture_coffin]

i keep calling it the “men’s world cup” at work and one guy is so mad

[Max Titzenblüd 🔞 @AArdent666]

Listen, I don't care if you're straight. I have lots of straight friends, I just wish they'd stop pushing their agenda so brazenly in front of the kids. How do you even explain this to them? You don't wear two different types of shoes, do you? No!

[Astro @br0nzeAstronaut]

ENOUGHHHH WHERE ARE THE LESBIAN ADAPTATIONS