Laura Simmons

A cross between Liz Lemon and Mindy Lahiri | she/her |

[Laura Simmons @LauraFSimmons]

Okay now I’m annoyed

[Saturday Night Network @thesnlnetwork]

BREAKING NEWS: Michael Longfellow is departing the #SNL cast after 3 seasons on the show

[NewsThump @newsthump]

NEWS! Man who 'hates virtue signalling' seen painting a red cross on a roundabout https://t.co/5ilj3v227e

[butch sontag @scorsissy]

how it feels to be the only person in the world who refuses to download and use chatGPT

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Benjamin Netenyahu has announced plans to occupy Gaza, in response Britain has sent Israel a strongly worded statement alongside the usual export of arms

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

no offence but I feel like it's time for us as a society to stop rewarding people for having funny hair

[Laura Simmons @LauraFSimmons]

Rapidly dawning on me that gen x snl weirdo is definitely my sexual type

[J @NiintendoWiig]

Tina fey accepting the daddy award, I say oh im sure

[Laura Simmons @LauraFSimmons]

Genuinely mad ‘blag’ isn’t a word on the spelling bee, stupid Americans

[James @ScriptsByJames]

Rant time. As someone writing for a real TV show made by real people with actual stories/experiences, fuuuuuuck this

What I hate most is how much society dismisses artists & how hard we work. We pour our souls into our work, man.

Bored tech bros w/no talent can’t do what we do.

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Reading tom skinner tweets out loud 👵🏻

[The Left Bible @theleftbible]

No one’s cancelling your bacon. No one’s calling your pint a hate crime. You’ve invented a culture war in your head and now you’re acting like you’re Churchill for surviving a Wetherspoons breakfast.

You think people campaigning for a fairer country are the enemy? That wanting a clean planet, workers’ rights, or basic decency makes someone less “proper”? Grow up.

[Sophie 〓〓 @soupyferns]

Tom skinner being only 34 has sent me to space ????????

[CimónAlisa🕯 @thecimonalisa]

i feel like the solution for a lot of men is to always just let the woman do it cus shes better at it. instead of them actually working on those skills so they too can become great enough to where the wife/gf doesnt feel like she has to do it so it will be done right, or good.

[Teo 🪻 @teoteadoddle]

I hate...so much how the r-word has become so popular to use again. I see the usual suspects using it but then I'll read a post on here that I agree with, scroll down only to see the writer calling someone or something that word or another terrible slur and it's like? Wth why?

[Michael Zion Omotoye. @TheOnlineBigBro]

does anyone else get anxiety after hanging out with someone because you’re not sure if you did a good job or not? i would like to be released from whatever form of trauma this is.

[a @vlezvs]

this look is so dangerous bc he looks so good but so many men who are Not nicholas hoult will attempt and fail the blond hair