Laura Bradley

just doin' my best
(she/her)

[Tay-Laur @taylaur121]

Me the second Ilona shed a tear #DWTS

[Laura Bradley @LauraFails]

Girls I hate to admit it but leaving my phone in the kitchen at night has drastically improved my life

[Laura Bradley @LauraFails]

my bar for what I'm considering "good weather" lately is on the ground

[Laura Bradley @LauraFails]

Shopping for a coffee grinder. Some things transcend language.

[Laura Bradley @LauraFails]

I forgot to feed my sourdough starter last night, I'm an unfit mother 😪

[Laura Bradley @LauraFails]

my fridge has been broken for 2 months and I got it replaced today. just had a cold glass of water and it almost made me cry :)

[Laura Bradley @LauraFails]

I spent $7 on grapes and they're just okay :(

[Laura Bradley @LauraFails]

found a cute little sign for David to hang in his meal hall 🥰#TheLastOfUs

[Laura Bradley @LauraFails]

there's a low battery beep going off every 10 seconds at work and it won't stop until at least monday. looking forward to losing my fucking marbles! 🥰

[Laura Bradley @LauraFails]

being nearsighted makes so much sense. like yeah of course I can't see that it's all the way over there

farsighted? what do you mean you can't see that you're holding it

[Fall Out Boy @falloutboy]

Love From The Other Side out everywhere January 18th ✨ lots more to come soon ✨

[Laura Bradley @LauraFails]

Nelly Furtado but said like tomato tomahto/potato potahto

[Laura Bradley @LauraFails]

despite my best efforts, I don't know if I've ever bought the same kind of toilet paper twice

[Laura Bradley @LauraFails]

When i was a kid i thought the nightmare before Christmas was set in Kentuky because Jack says it in a song one time. I don't know what the hell I thought was going on in the states

[Laura Bradley @LauraFails]

the cashier at bed bath & beyond started asking if I found everything I was looking for before she actually saw what I was buying and turned around to see one very tiny spoon on the counter

[Laura Bradley @LauraFails]

I don't need to know how much money I spent this weekend. That's between BMO and god

[Laura Bradley @LauraFails]

my comfort movie is Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) in case any psychologists would like to study me

[Laura Bradley @LauraFails]

I couldn't remember the phrase retail therapy so I called it stress shopping

[Laura Bradley @LauraFails]

@StephieAngela HAHA yeah that was me 😅 that sure wasn't yesterday omg