there's a low battery beep going off every 10 seconds at work and it won't stop until at least monday. looking forward to losing my fucking marbles! π₯°
being nearsighted makes so much sense. like yeah of course I can't see that it's all the way over there
farsighted? what do you mean you can't see that you're holding it
When i was a kid i thought the nightmare before Christmas was set in Kentuky because Jack says it in a song one time. I don't know what the hell I thought was going on in the states
the cashier at bed bath & beyond started asking if I found everything I was looking for before she actually saw what I was buying and turned around to see one very tiny spoon on the counter