Laura Flowers

Sommelier and food enthusiast

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

Falling asleep with a full belly and a stupid hello kitty bandaid on my finger. Life is good.

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

My cab driver keeps pointing at me

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

"She may contain the urge to run away
But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks"

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

@Dberg414 can I get a vowel?

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

Don't run with scissors....or whiskey.

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

A burn in the nostrils from the stench of urine #CTAproblems

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

Sometimes, I can't help it.

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

My blatant and intentional attempts to be inexcusably rude are rather tired and not at all something I like about myself.

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

@astapizza what does that mean?!

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

Looking for the south side Taco Bell

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

Nobody cares about craftsmanship.

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

Holy shitos. If I ever thought a thunderstorm was going to get me #itwouldbethisone

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

The opacity of the pine becomes clearer as my awareness for it increases.

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

My heart is going out to Boston, keeping you all in my prayers.

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

Black keys, flaming lips and rubblebucket. This is happening, all in one day @astapizza #cantwaitforjuly

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

There is one person I would settle for.

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

Man eater

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

Excited about life #foronce

[Laura Flowers @LauraFlowers423]

Can't get this stupid smile off my face

[Thought Catalog @ThoughtCatalog]

If I'm Going To Sit On Ticketmaster The Second Your Concert Goes On Sale, Tickets Better Be AVAILABLE http://t.co/ohj0MTdmhw