LMF

[Owen Tooelve @owentooelve]

thank you for your email. I am in the office today, friday january 9th, but I am not mentally capable of assisting you, as I am currently pissing my pants with dread. I will return your email on the 12th. thank you for your understanding. someone please help me I'm so scared.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

I've decided my favorite dynamic of the college football season is that Indiana's quarterback is the most relentlessly positive man alive and Indiana's head coach has never smiled in his life

[LMF @LauraFreez]

I really don’t appreciate how viral and likable JMU is making themselves right now. As a die hard Duck… the last thing we need is a lovable underdog tale 😅

[JMU Sports News @JMUSportsNews]

Oregon will not have an answer for this. Period.

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

MVP of Weapons for me

[H𝐎mer @OregonHomer]

It’s honestly impressesive how quickly the American public always forgets that Republicans are literally just evil goons who want what’s worst for everybody

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Not Interested in Working but Very Interested in Buying Stuff: https://t.co/VY7g8uCSZQ

[Reductress @Reductress]

I Don’t Care If People Don’t Like Me, I Just Need a List of Who and Why Not: https://t.co/HFrAmRne1h

[Pissed Pissedofferson @femmebot2000]

telling my friends i don’t have it in me to go camping

[Jamie Weinstein @Jamie_Weinstein]

Take a good look Zelensky: This is how you properly dress when meeting our president

https://t.co/pwIgCrWMQc

[Rutger Bregman @rcbregman]

We knew it, but seeing the data laid out – it's still shocking: higher taxes for most, deep cuts to Medicaid & SNAP—all to fund tax breaks for the top 1%.

It's difficult to fully grasp the scale of the con being perpetrated on Americans right now by the Trump administration.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

ppl joke about “ever since I was a child i’ve dreamed of having an email job” but like coming from a working class household I’m living my dream life daily sitting on my ass hybrid schedule style with a monthly wellness stipend and unlimited PTO

[Marc Givler @MarcGivler]

The full context of Dan Lanning's comments about Ohio State losing to Michigan:

[Owen Tooelve @owentooelve]

duck fans still watching the game

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Nearly 10 years old 🕰️

Oregon’s insane 41-7 second half run in the 2015 Rose Bowl 🤯

#GoDucks x #CFBPlayoff

[Oregon Football @oregonfootball]

Mood 😁 #GoDucks

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Thinking about this queen today https://t.co/aU0MAFdf20