Laura

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

Sorry kids for having you so late mommy was busy going out to dinner all the time…mommy was obsessed with having small plates with her friends

[Grace @gracecamille_]

not autistic but a big pair of noise cancelling headphones feels good af

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Andrew Garfield's hair plugs are a feminist act. He said let me hold myself to the same standard as my female peers... #Hero

[Bella Goth @moreciaobella]

Why am I so anxious? I ask myself as I refresh a “live” broadcast of a life-defining tragedy I initially experienced from an entirely different perspective at 10 years old

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

You really do spend the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again

[ms.poopclapper @oregonstatepoop]

me as a mom:
“honey please put away your shoes before i kill myself, do you want mommy to kill herself?”

[trish @ultragloss]

2026 and i still laugh at Go Piss Girl

[Charli @charli_xcx]

happiness, health, strength, power, creative freedom, inspired, no fear. be whoever you want to be, love your friends, have fucking funnnnn <3

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I am Never kind to my Younger Self but She wouldn’t Be Kind to me Either. She’s Such a Bitch I hate Her.

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

i’m like if a girl had a lot to do at work and instead sat on her phone for 30 minutes

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[Gareth @thehandofbeadle]

This is why you can't have a bald denier as manager, they are natural cowards. You need a proud bald or someone with a full head of hair, nothing inbetween

[Rob Temple @RobTemple101]

I’m not going to cheer any England goal tonight because I fully expect it to be disallowed and I don’t want to waste my energy. If England win, I’ll just do one big cheer about 10 minutes after the final whistle.

[George Simms @GeorgeRSimms]

Y si, sì? What if, yes?

England, Mexico, and the loudest, most mental and delirious evening of sport I’ve ever experienced @ObserverUK

https://t.co/PdUBiKo83d

[Kris Wall @KrisWall92]

Dan Burn and Jordan Henderson #england

[Horace Goodwill, tonicke purveyor 🇵🇸 @eff_hey]

Did You Know? Mexico have only lost 3 of 90 competitive matches at the Azteca, the most recent of which came all the way back an hour ago when they ate shit against England

[zay dante @zaydante]

all of england’s goals are for the plot. they only exist to serve the greatest comeback of all time

[Argo Memes @ArgyleMemes]

Driving to work after staying up to watch #MexEng.