I'm sorry, I can't host the family 4th of July party today because I am too tired and sore from preparing to host the family 4th of July party yesterday.
If I was "so mature" for my age as a young person, how is it that I've never felt like a proper grown-up at any moment since becoming a chronological adult?
My search history is generally benign, but this week I'm editing a spicy romance manuscript, so it can get a little sideways. For example, today marks the first time I've ever googled "sexy word for colon."
@TheCinesthetic Guy Pearce in LA Confidential. He's talking to the captain about Jack Vincennes. The captain unknowingly shows his hand, and the realization flashes across Pearce's face so subtly. It's masterful.