Laura James

My left leg is longer than my right leg.

[Laura James @LauraJ521]

Me, ignoring my nagging knee injury. #soccergirlprobs @SoccerGrlProbs

[Laura James @LauraJ521]

@HouseDemocrats @HouseGOP can you guys PLEASE pass the sunshine protection act? PLEASE.

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

JD Vance doesn't know how to shovel snow.

[Laura James @LauraJ521]

Me, fighting SAD and regular depression at the same time right now.

[Laura James @LauraJ521]

@solomonmissouri @ladybreww

[Laura James @LauraJ521]

@jaredpolis @SenatorHick @Hickenlooper what can we do to allow Colorado to honor the wishes of its voters and end standard time? Why isn’t this more of an issue??

[Laura James @LauraJ521]

I want to throw myself into the sea watching this debate. Can we please get some people without one foot in the grave?

[Laura James @LauraJ521]

I don’t trust people who wear sandals on flights. That is a sock zone.

[Laura James @LauraJ521]

@noahlevy13 @sarahnevon @ladybreww

[Laura James @LauraJ521]

@barstoolsports @ladybreww

[Laura James @LauraJ521]

@Spotify needs to do something about their audiobook hour limits. I just ran out of time with TWO chapters left.

[Laura James @LauraJ521]

I’ll never not retweet this on Easter.

[Tony X @soIoucity]

this man has seen some shit.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Time Magazine: We’d like to name you Person of the Yea-

Me: Can I bring my cat.

[Laura James @LauraJ521]

I own everything I need to ski and I still can’t afford to go. $900 for a pass?! Wtf.

[Laura James @LauraJ521]

Still team Gale. For life. #TheHungerGames

[Laura James @LauraJ521]

Hey Biden administration. I haven’t forgotten no one got student loan forgiveness. Don’t think you got away with that. @POTUS

[Laura James @LauraJ521]

The threshold for red has gotten so soft.

[The Redmen TV @TheRedmenTV]

VAR checking a foul by Endo. Can't be...

[Laura James @LauraJ521]

I feel like the line for a red card has gotten so soft. Way too many lately. In my humble opinion.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

yeah teenage girls are starting to be harassed with deepfake porn of themselves by their male classmates. y'all are sick. deepfake porn needs to be criminalized and anyone making nonconsensual porn of real people, especially children, should be sent to jail I'm not joking

[Laura James @LauraJ521]

@SteveStaeger I saw $2.41 at the one by Taco Bell at 25 and Arapahoe.