Laura Liems

I live in Belgium, travel on a Dutch passport and speak Czech as my mother tongue. I write, think too much and still want to be a superheroine when I grow up.

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

Every few months, I take a peek on this platform, and remember why I mostly don't come here. #Twitter

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

A food delivery robot forces it’s way across a police crime scene.

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

@smstelegram Telegram help, been contacting yours DD
s for days, no reply! What gives? I need a login code by SMS!

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

Oh dear lord this account still exists.

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

This is the best thing ever. I translated this to my Mum in Czech. She nearly choked on laughter.

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

@boboTjones Sounds blissful. So much hope.

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

Oh, hey. Twitter still exists, I guess. I still hate it. Bye for now.

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

@archer_rs I will have you know that I revived my dead-for-2-years Twitter account to comment here. I have read and translated this entire thread to Czech for my mother. She nearly choked on laughter. She wants to know more about the bridge incident.

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

If only that would work! #spaceutopian #Antwerpen #Antwerp #deurne #rivierenhof #StreetArt #stickerart #Sterckshof #Belgium

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

Most surreal question at a Q&A ever: Did Harvey Weinstein make you touch his wee-wee? I'm dying. #FACTS2017 #weinstein #FactsConvention

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

My friends are having babies & buying houses, and here I am, wondering if these flower earrings were a good life choice. #mylife #adulthood

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

This is the best picture I saw on the internet this month. https://t.co/mZzQ7JYMs7

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

As I accepted her #HammyHug, the Divine @MissPiggy was groping me openly #SordidSWMemories #GiveThePiggyWhatSheWants

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

@ipekarik Sadly I understand this sentiment.

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

Damn I don't know if this is funny or sad. https://t.co/fUdFSudHFV

[Ivan Pekarik @ipekarik]

An onion forces you to cry over its dead body. #empathy #showerthoughts

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

Things I need in my life: a)basic income b)flying cars c)pills that change your hair color because hair dye is a mess. #basicincome #mylife

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

@XavierArijs Break a leg, my friend! (just not literally) #Cannes2016

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

Waar gaat het precies over? (hmm, koekjes,) https://t.co/ge18i7MuCm

[Sarah El Massaoudi @sarah_elm_]

Jullie zijn allemaal zo creatief. Wie kan een creatieve naam bedenken voor mijn eindwerk? De winnaar krijgt een koekje. 😁

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

Life stage: wanting to opt out of this shit and run off to be a superheroine. #mylife #personal,#justgirlythings

[Laura Liems @LauraLiems]

The weather has finally turned beautiful. Wait for it...is someone complaining that it is too hot yet? #Belgium #weather