L.B Smooth

Apparently babies stare at people they find beautiful, so now I get super self-conscious each time a baby flat out ignores me. ISFP/4w3/Slytherin.

[L.B Smooth @LauraMBaum]

The most 90s thing I can remember about my childhood is how I once went to D.A.R.E assembly and they did a small skit to the song “TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART” where a girl gets addicted to drugs, and the boy I had a crush on at the time played marijuana.

[🏳️‍⚧️COMMS OPEN Aeon Penenko🏳️‍⚧️ @AeonPeneko]

This is horrifying 😭

[slay @nemesis09066]

Psychologist: do you still talk to yourself?

Me: No, we had an argument.

Psychologist:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Cats are aloof,” until you learn even a little about cat body language and realize they’re constantly signaling their affection for you.

[seven @seven_mkak7]

The Neil Gaiman example later in this thread is absolutely evergreen because he's such a perfect case study for "terrible people can make very good and very progressive, empathetic pieces of art". The sooner we stop conflating someone's morality with their work the better.

[akila. @becka1icious]

your urge to pee ruining your nap is actually ragebait

[Lain on the Blockchain @CryptoCyberia]

lmao

[L.B Smooth @LauraMBaum]

@nocontextscats GIVE THEM BACON 😭

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

What’s funny is he says “for the next few days” when Americans would drive this in one shot

[L.B Smooth @LauraMBaum]

@sleepingfondly Stop, this is so wholesome

[miia @miiagarro]

i understand why cats just sit and stare at nothing

[L.B Smooth @LauraMBaum]

@sadgirlyboss This tweet is very loud

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

"no worries either way!"

*worries both ways and a secret third way*

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Just found out that in 2021, the UN tried to declare food a human right, two countries voted against it.

The United States and Israel.