Laura 💜

Random thoughts. The Office. Forever quoting funny things and then tweeting them. I love dogs and my fiancé.

[Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3]

To prove to everyone the internet isn’t ALWAYS awful, here’s some wholesome information for you; I recently reconnected with a girl who adopted one of my dogs when I was 12 years old, and now almost 10 years later I’m reconnecting with my old dog:

[Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3]

SENDS SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE, BODIES ACHIN’ ALL THE TIIIME

[Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3]

TOO LAAATE, MY TIME HAS COME

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Darryl: Quiz... Mike, should you drive the forklift?

Michael: I can and I have.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

She’s not yo ho no mo.

[Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3]

RT to save a life

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Every Christmas Episode in The Office:

🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
Season 2: Episode 10
Season 3: Episode 10
Season 5: Episode 11
Season 6: Episode 13
Season 7: Episodes 11&12
Season 8: Episode 10
Season 9: Episode 9
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

You’re welcome.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

BUTTLICKER!!! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!

[Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3]

I know I got the perfect wedding dress for me, because now, every time I see pictures of other dresses I’m just not even impressed, like mine is so much prettier! 🤷🏻‍♀️... and that’s not a blow to OTHER brides, it just means mine is PERFECT FOR ME, and that makes me really happy 🥰

[Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3]

One year ago today I tweeted this and I’m RETWEETING IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3]

Walmart is open all day & night and I’m scheduled 3-midnight. Society and corporations need to STOP recognizing this day as a day for shopping, being greedy, and trampling each other over things they DONT need. ESPECIALLY on day when we should be giving THANKS.

[Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3]

OMG this reminds me of a time when I was at my sisters house, when I was like, 10 years old? Anyways, she had a brush thing that looked like this, but it was NOT meant for filling up with soap but being 10 I didn’t know that so I legit broke her brush trying to fill it with soap

[Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3]

So I had a dream last night I bought a flute from Ulta??

[Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3]

Aaand now another kid just told me she has a cousin next door that she thinks is really cute but he’s like her brother SOOO 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️😂😂😂

[Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3]

Y’all I’m helping out with kids for a show and this 10 year old boy is telling me about how he’s doing shows because he really wants to be a famous actor in movies. Not for fame, and money, just because he wants the opportunity.

Kids got goals 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3]

Ok everyone pls answer 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

How much money would you pay for piece of art, from a local, amateur artist?

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Jim and Pam’s 10 year anniversary would be today ❤️

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

we're not in hawkins anymore

[Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3]

@slothbear23 @MainsCam @maddyjoe98 @hshane57 I will never let this tweet die. 😂😂😂😂😂

[Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3]

Same reason I got the iPhone 11 the day it came out 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3]

Same reason I got an iPhone XS the day it came out 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3]

This weather is so disgusting, I’m locking myself in the basement where it’s cold and pretending it’s winter.

[Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3]

@Serena_Solis DRINKS 👏🏻🍹🍹🍹