Laura Murphy

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

I just love being a mom and I wish I could retire and spend every second with my little man. 😭

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

I really need to stop going into books blind 🙃

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

The thought of drinking animal milk after breastfeeding is so wild to me. I wish I was strong enough to give up cheese lol but shits so weird. Made for babies and we just drink it with dinner?!?!

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

I feel like a little kid on Christmas having Jose’s birthday party tomorrow🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Semi-surprise and I LOVE IT

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

I read 11 books so far this year and was sad
Then realized that’s how many weeks have passed and was happy,

Now I’m stressed to keep up the pace.

Even the joy in my life causes me anxiety 😂

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

Throwing Jose a surprise party and he cleaned all the floors today.
IDK IF HE KNOWS HOW MUCH THIS HELPED MY STRESS BUT IM SO THANKFUL AND ECSTATIC

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

Mayyyyyyyybe one night. Maybe. But a whole weekend?! Wild. Couldn’t be me. Tired just thinking about it

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

I think it’s wild people still want to go to edc.
I would rather eat nails than stay up until sunrise 3 days in a row.

I’m old now

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

Watching Boy Meets World is going to make me cry a bunch

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

Mav learning to say “wowwwww!” Is my favorite thing on earth

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

Sometimes I wanna move out of Washington but then my friend tells me she’s going to have goats at her house this weekend and I’m happy dying here

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

Douchebag: I live in the castle down the street
Me: omg!!!! Do you have a most?
Sam: omg! Do you have a dragon?!?!?

😂😂😂😂😂

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

I literally had a friend grab my shoulder and later hug me tonight (I hate physical contact) tonight must have been rough 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

Modern Family once said, “who needs the jaws of life when you have a good knock knock joke”

And I stand by it

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

My poor husband. I truly can’t take ANYTHING serious. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️✨✨

Get a letter I’m getting sued and just think of the intro to it’s always sunny and been laughing for hours

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

Working at Starbucks made me tough. People are absolutely insane.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Karen screams at Starbucks employee

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

The fact that Taco Bell is my favorite food probably says a lot about me

[Laura Murphy @LauraMeowww]

Nothing in life is as fulfilling as being a mom. Just so in love with my little boy. 🥹🥹🥹🥹