Lauralees

[Lauralees @LauraMerilees]

@KITKAT where is my wafers? All chocolate 😂😬🙈

[Lauralees @LauraMerilees]

Things ruining relationships: 1.IKEA 2.#Boardkings https://t.co/STRWOh2UEJ

[Lauralees @LauraMerilees]

I'm in the running to win $100 of t-shirt (or Amazon) vouchers thanks to @Aplentee. Enter here: https://t.co/MnbGC3v5M5

[Lauralees @LauraMerilees]

I'm in the running to win $100 of t-shirt (or Amazon) vouchers thanks to @Aplentee. Enter here: https://t.co/MnbGC3v5M5

[aplentee @aplentee]

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[Lauralees @LauraMerilees]

Hey, here's an invite to FabFitFun and $10 off! https://t.co/1apkHaogKZ

[Lauralees @LauraMerilees]

@calgarytransit the signal at sunnyside train station is flashing and there is no train coming. fyi

[Lauralees @LauraMerilees]

drunk natives on @calgarytransit. never a quiet trip home.

[Lauralees @LauraMerilees]

@AnnaKendrick47 is my spirit animal 👾

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

My daily objective is less about goal achievement and more about regret management. #AimLow

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

God, finally. I've been submitting it to them for months. https://t.co/G8841CsKj1

[Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson]

Every time I'd hear "you need to engage your followers" I would shout ENGAGE! and pretend to start a spaceship I should not go probably.

[Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson]

And this is why I clean my individual keyboard keys with a Lysol wipe over and over. https://t.co/w8ILD14oYv

[Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson]

Sunday.

[Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson]

Dear jackass trying to buy a car in my name right now: I AM ON TO YOU. But thanks, I am enjoying talking to the credit bureau for hours.

[Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson]

The Case of the Car Thief is SOLVED. And there was a TWIST.

[Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson]

...WE ARE GOING TO BE FRIENDS.

[ELIZABETH TAN 🎬 @ElizabethTan8]

I am disappointed that this very talented and rather fun dog has been banned from the park

[Lauralees @LauraMerilees]

@rissadel oh... sorry...

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

This morning, Mother Nature looked me squarely in the eye and said, "BLOW ME!"