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Funny Mama. Not yet my day job ~ totally my dream job! Come laugh along with me. #laurapattoncomedy

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@realDonaldTrump You know movies aren't real, right?

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@SaraGonzalesTX

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@Tropicana - when my 81 year old mother has to stop and complain on Facebook - things are not going well... hurting the consumer one juice at a time

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@akafacehots Fact check - X, like a great first lady once said: Be Best

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@0liviajulianna Hard no - if u get a reaction dont know the source

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@IAmSteveHarvey 🤡🤣🤣🤣🤩🤩🎤🎤💣💣🔥🔥

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

Dear Every Comedy Club,

You should have a speaker in the green room so the other comics can hear what's being said on stage.

Take it out of my pay.

Comedians, please rt.

[Laurapattoncomedy @LauraPComedy]

@alex3nglish This is an amazing post and so true - so many NYC based comics come to mine - but one in particular Teddy Smith... Fingers crossed after 30+ years in the business, his time is coming via his upcoming movie opportunities. https://t.co/VWD17A9tYH

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Is "instacarted" a word? And if not well what then do u call then the act of loading ur cart - paying and waiting for your groceries?!?

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Is it bad when autocorrect doesn't know what the f*ck you are trying to spell?!?!

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[New York Times Arts @nytimesarts]

“The Bedwetter,” Sarah Silverman’s new Off Broadway musical based on her memoir of the same name, deals frankly with divorce and depression — but it’s a raucous comedy. “I really hope people bring their kids,” she told us. https://t.co/eQA9qQxUcc

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How I ended up in comedy jail💥 #mondaymusings #funnylady #comedyvideos #practice #openmic #momlife #comedyqueen #laurapattoncomedy

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Hello Charleston SC - Live from the Elliotboro Mini Bar https://t.co/Gj5ryyyN6F via @YouTube