Laura Parrott

Motorway services expert. She/Her.

[Laura Parrott @LauraParrott]

Man I just ate a really good sandwich.

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

5yo just asked, “what happens when you die, do you dream?” hamlet ass question

[trash jones @jzux]

hey congrats man i heard trump just appointed you as the director of the department of little bitches

[Laura Parrott @LauraParrott]

Now that I don’t travel as much for work anymore I had forgotten about the sheer joy of sitting in a bar by myself with a glass of wine doomscrolling to my hearts content.

[Laura Parrott @LauraParrott]

If you’re ever feeling unloved might
I suggest listing a Patagonia fleece on Vinted at a reasonable price because believe me, then everyone on the internet wants to be your best pal.

[Laura Parrott @LauraParrott]

@martin924392 Can he hit people?

[James Parker @panoparker]

I like to think I’m a calm person but then someone brings up the price of olive oil

[Laura Parrott @LauraParrott]

There are Succession S4 E8 everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

remember to be kind to yourself today. keep looking at your phone, keep scrolling. keep neglecting your basic needs, descend further into the darkness. do not engage with the people in your life telling you to log off. they don't understand you like we do, they never will

[Laura Parrott @LauraParrott]

All this over the price of eggs? I wholeheartedly hope they go up even more.

[Laura Parrott @LauraParrott]

Democracy is vastly improved by politicians holding back tears in a school hall at 2am next to someone dressed like Elmo. Not this American nonsense!

[Laura Parrott @LauraParrott]

I’m calling the state of me for it’s time to go to bed. Y’all yanks are something else man.

[Nick is somewhere @ikisnick]

UK exit polls: it's a Labour landslide

US exit poll: ANSWER ME THESE RIDDLES THREE, AND YOUR BETROTHED MAY BE RETURNED TO THEE

[Laura Parrott @LauraParrott]

Hello this is me

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

god i'm so excited to spend the next 36 hours straight looking at maps, watching numbers on graphs change, and reading posts about the maps and graphs from my friends on the computer

[Laura Parrott @LauraParrott]

Big day for fans of rolling news, panic attacks and going to bed late (me)

[Laura Parrott @LauraParrott]

@seanjlindley Oh brother

[maybe: clare @clur19]

pulling up ready to lib out so hard for the next 72 hours

[Laura Parrott @LauraParrott]

Spotify DJ mode is so funny. It just hit me with “here’s one from Lady Gaga you
might have missed - Telephone featuring Beyoncé”

[Laura Parrott @LauraParrott]

I’ll tweet about this diva and his mug every chance I get and nobody can stop me.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

everybody in twin peaks randomly serving face