Yesterday I was hiking alone and thought I heard a bear growl and freaked out and it was actually my stomach growling.
So yeah, good to be back on Twitter.
in some cultures it’s seen as a good thing to gain weight on vacation. It shows that they enjoyed themselves and indulged in all that that culture had to offer....
so I just want yall to remember that when I return home from spain
Me: Do you like food
Uber driver: Sure
Me: [pulling all of the spaghetti out of my pockets that I was saving for later but I like to share so I thought I’d be nice for once] want some sketti
Driver: do you have mozzarella on you
Me: of course [I open up my wallet]
God,
Your plans are always far better than my own. May I allow you full control over my life, every aspect. May the words I speak, the way I treat others, & my actions be a reflection of you even when it may be hard. You have the final say & work everything out for my good.
It’s not even 8 am yet and I’ve already spilled my lunch on my white shirt.... I shouldn’t be a senior. I’m not prepared to be a real adult in less than a year.
A friendly reminder to all you girls starting/returning to college: DO NOT leave your friends behind at bars or parties. Watch your drinks carefully. Use the buddy system. Make sure all your girls get home ok. Be safe please. ♥️