Laura 🐷

32. Mummy to Sophia and Myles. This Twitter page is an archive of my fan girl days 😂

[Laura 🐷 @LauraRobson17]

When @Joe_Gatto talks about giving you £100 at M&G 😂 So crazy. Thanks @team_allen for the video

[Laura 🐷 @LauraRobson17]

Google is a wonderful tool

[Amelia @Amelia__xm]

@1goodtern Yeah seriously, are there any pre-2020 stories about multiple celebrities dying from pneumonia

[Laura 🐷 @LauraRobson17]

Apparently nobody died of pneumonia before Covid lol

[tern @1goodtern]

Pneumonia.

I wonder what on earth could have made people more vulnerable to pneumonia??

[Laura 🐷 @LauraRobson17]

Should James Haskell really be on #celebsgodating

[Laura 🐷 @LauraRobson17]

Promoting CBD when your husband is missing. We’re living in a real life Black Mirror episode

[Laura 🐷 @LauraRobson17]

@Georgeatasda hi, can you help with a dirty item I’ve received today? Can’t see where to report this on the website

[Laura 🐷 @LauraRobson17]

A lot of the celebs at the met gala look ridiculous, Piers. Interesting that you chose to comment on Sam 🧐

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Sparkles? ‘They’ looks absolutely ridiculous. 🤣🤣

[Laura 🐷 @LauraRobson17]

A dead animal is still a dead animal. It would be interesting to know how many people against halal are also against animal cruelty in all forms. Or are you just against anything Islamic?

[Craigy Shoots @CraigyShoots]

Hi @NandosUK love the food. Can’t praise you enough but I do need to know which restaurants are halal so to boycott please. Please tell me what the sign looks like, halal/kosher infringes on my animal cruelty beliefs. Customers need to know. Thank you.

[Laura 🐷 @LauraRobson17]

Absolutely stuffed after eating all that chicken in my @AldiUK sandwich 🥴😭😭😭

[Laura 🐷 @LauraRobson17]

Tonight’s dance party before bed was courtesy of @MattTerry93 - Skittles 🥹💃

[jess 💚 @jessasstrophe]

put this in the NHS vaccination leaflet immediately

[bestest basketball opinions @6rya_n]

@SpencerHakimian

[Emmie @emmie__92]

Cunts

[Laura 🐷 @LauraRobson17]

Our friend has a video of her 2yo putting soft toys on a train track and running their ride on train over them while saying “uh oh”. Means nothing 😂😂 kids white btw

[🤍 𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟 🤍 @Kittenwaffin]

These are the cute little "diversity" kids that you want to save.

What will they do to your children in 10 years?

[Laura 🐷 @LauraRobson17]

Sounds like a banger

[Matt Terry @MattTerry93]

SKITTLES. 13.03.26

[L 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @InchOrInfinity]

Why did World Book Day become mini Halloween in the UK?

Why tf is Tesco selling Frozen costumes and calling it "World Book Day"??

[Rampant Raskin 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @RampantRaskin]

Jamie foxx

- best friends with Diddy
- mentioned in the Epstein files
- multiple allegations of SA

Jamie Davidson

- advocate for neurodiversity
- carries himself with dignity
- turns lived experience into education and awareness

I know who id rather buy a pint for…

[kora @ilyasroza]

thought this was a scarily skinny and hairy neck

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

You are not smart enough to homeschool your children

[Laura 🐷 @LauraRobson17]

A dead chicken is still a dead chicken

[Mr. E (pro UK!) @Rob_Rave]

I’m really pissed off… I went to @LidlGB today and wanted some chicken. It had a Union Jack on it and a Red Tractor certification. When I checked the slaughter code (GB4667) it turns out it’s bloody halal. 🤬
I DON’T want to eat barbarically slaughtered meat.
CLEAR LABELS PLEASE

[Laura 🐷 @LauraRobson17]

I don’t think I’d be able to stop myself from seriously hurting him

[Flavour of Ireland @VideosIrish]

What would you do if he done it to your child